Date of Report: 28th July 2010
Time of Report: 22:54
Date of Incident: 28th July 2010
Time of Incident: 21:30
Location of Incident: Up a tree
Nature/Details of Incident:
A man up a tree with a bucket on his head was fishing for eels. When he caught a really feisty slippery bugger he slipped and banged his head on the toilet. The toilet does not belong to the tree climing fisherman and thus we investigated whether this as a case of criminal damage. The owner of the toilet is on holiday under his basement at the moment and cannot be reached. The fisherman is in custody and is fishing for baluga whales with modest success.
Was the matter reported to the police? Yes
Name/Address of Person who Reported Incident:
Mr. Horace Wintsable-Smythe III of Morecambe
A Box on Main Street
Farnborough
Essex
Austria
No comments:
Post a Comment