Saturday, 18 September 2010

A Collection of Sayings from the Great Rabbi Schnitzel:

When the birds swim backwards thats when the fish fly upside down.

The Lord of the Rings: Where does he keep his keys?

I was interviewed by the police regarding a homicide. I told them I was on nobodys side despite my religious convictions which I had already done time for.

I saw a snake in the apple tree in my garden. Recognising the religious connotations I grabbed my shotgun. Heavy balistics would have made a big dfference to the story of genesis.

The problem with Nietschze is primarily one of pronunciation.

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