Thursday 5 August 2010

The Business Meeting

What kind of horrible simulacra was this! I was locked in a business meeting about productivity performance indicators and financial forecasts. Doesn't anyone deal with reality any more? The slow monotonous drone of man shaped machines producing random numbers that expire in the ether. Each one bending the truth. Truth is like a quantum particle. Once you measure it, it is changed forever. Heisenberg was onto something.

Talking out loud during business meetings tends to draw attention to yourself. Especially inane ramblings about quantum theory. I sloped out the door hoping they wouldn't realise I was going to make a run for it. They did but I was too quick. What was I doing in a business meeting anyway?

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