Tuesday 10 August 2010

The Peruvian Tree Lurcher

Is the only aboreal canine in the world. This quirky dog lives in the canopy of the peruvian rainforest eating tree snakes and apples. They have a very short life span but are prolific reproducers. One male Tree Lurcher can have upto seven mates at any one time. The yelp of the Tree Lurcher is one of the most recognisable sounds in the rain forest, it has been described as the kind of noise 'a well tuned gorilla would make if it stuck a banana up its nose'. This haunting sound was believed to be the sound of the Great Omniplot washing his socks by the superstitious Witchutu Tribe.

Alternative Names for the Tree Lurcher:

Thudder Mut (supposedly the sound the dog makes when it hits the forest floor after dozing off in a precarious position)

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