The Tuesday Syndrome

The Tuesday syndrome is an affliction that only effects reasonable and rational people. It's symptoms are a feeling of hollow horror at the endless repetition of life and normally reveals itself on Tuesday morning. It feels like the sudden realisation that you are running around in circles achieving absolutely nothing other than making some other person extremely wealthy. This is, however, a mask. You are suffering from Tuesday syndrome. Your GP can help. He will prescribe antidepressents which will keep you docile and productive. Schools are adjusting their vocational conditioning chambers to stop our future employees suffering from this problem