The First Revelation

I opened the seventh seal and thus the first revelation was revealed to me:

"The secret is in the leaves of the sea and the wind of the flea. A subtle nothing for all to see. But how can the people see nothing?"

With that thought I understood the sound of the divine imposter laughing at the great joke that was being played on creation. What fools we were, blinded by the notion of fate. Only now do I understand with today's favourable interest rates how easy it is for me to own a Nissan Cherry. Only 149.99 Krona a month for twelve years.

I must get down to my nearest Nissan dealer today!